Old Mace

A more accurate description of Old Spice antiperspirant, which burns the 1st and 2nd layer of skin off of your armpits upon application.
Last night I was in the hospital being treated for chemical burn after applying some Old Mace.
by Lil' Ahnotthebees!!! February 14, 2018
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Roman Mace

The sex act of using your testicles as a grip, and the erect penis as a mace and using the cum as blood. the man swirls his penis on the girl's chest.
" yo I just did the roman mace on my girl she said she was beat when we were done!"
by PP Mane January 29, 2020
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stoner mace

When someone turns on the light after smoking out and it blinds you
Damn stoner mace man thanks
by phelonware August 14, 2015
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Meat Mace

when you helicopter (spin) your dick in a circular motion so face that all the blood goes to the head, cause it to bulge like a sphere. Resembles a mace
Guy 1: Dude you! Your head is going to explode!
Guy 2: Don't worry man! It's just a meat mace, everyone's been doing this since kindergarten.
by jffellis2 October 23, 2013
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toffee on the mace

To receive fellatio from an individual when you have no intention of sexually satisfying said individual or progressing to full sexual intercourse.

"did you pull in that club last night?"

"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"
by ghahfarokhi January 12, 2007
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Meat mace

A wang or Largeish penis.
"Dude! Put your meat mace away!"

"I call him Mr Dongski."
by Allabaster November 10, 2009
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Mace Windu

The worst Jedi Knight in the history of the galaxy. He gets his behind whipped (and fooled) by the supreme master of the force, Emperor Palpatine, as did Yoda.
Mace Windu sucks. Yes he does.
by Imperial Officer April 27, 2005
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