James

Half of a drunk duo that will leap out of windows without a moments notice if the reward will be cake
Yo can you call james for me please he just jumped out of the window to get some cake and i'm scared he's gonna rob a store or get hit by a car
by NathanColeIsKing February 26, 2020
mugGet the Jamesmug.

James

In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
"Man, check out that James!"

"Look at the buldge in his trousers, he MUST have a James in there girlfriend!"

"I don't think I could ever fit a James in my mouth."
by Eurohistorian February 7, 2008
mugGet the Jamesmug.

James

Someone Who plays runescape and likes to eat shapes all day.
"James Nice Penis"
by TheBigDickBandit July 27, 2012
mugGet the Jamesmug.

James

Hello i'm James Rendall and i'm extremely dysfunctional.
by Indubitably my good sir October 9, 2018
mugGet the Jamesmug.

James

Gets drunk after one vb and thinks he's tipsy as fuck
James- oh god everything seems so far away
by smallballs05 September 3, 2017
mugGet the Jamesmug.

James

James really is the best person you’ll ever meet. — (Except for everyone else.) — He really does also has great skills like bread making.

James really is one of us. James is a Derry Girl.
James: “ I am a Derry girl. I am not a Dairy girl “.
James really is one of us. James is a Derry Girl.
James: “ I am a Derry girl. I am not a Dairy girl “.
mugGet the Jamesmug.

James

Someone who just isn't quite gonna make the cut over his best mate's girlfriend #numbertwoforever
Person 1: My friend just doesn't look at me the same way ever since he got into that relationship
Person 2: Awww stop being such a James
by Jamesito May 6, 2018
mugGet the Jamesmug.

Share this definition