hot mess express

defining a set or sets of women that have nothing going for them...the leader of a group that has no restriction to what she wears or how she carries herself...
"Seriously, did you see Lisa Hopper...such a hot mess express..."
by Hlove.B.I.C September 20, 2009
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Hot Mess

Anyone who has danced at the Connection in WV and probably should not have.
Robin was a hot mess last night at the connection
by Silver Alert February 24, 2009
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hot mess express

An individual who lacks self-awareness and is possibly suffering from a mental illness. Person may appear unkempt to others but is too delusional to see that in the mirror. Said person will often spout off on topics of which they aren’t well informed and often makes statements that are not based on fact. Given to espousing conspiracy theories. Easily drawn into cults. These people rarely contribute to society in a productive manner. See Majorie Taylor Greene for the epitome of this definition.
by Anonymous Contributor May 04, 2021
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Tranny Hot Mess

(Adjective) a person who looks like they are "tore up from the floor up!" Similar to a "hot mess" but a million times worse, cause they also look like a prostitute/whore of a mess!
by Muchacha Sucia July 16, 2008
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hot mess

a couple of girls (usually stoners), that on any given night, that have consumed a large quantity of alcohol or mushrooms, and have lost control of themselves..
ie dancing on tables, forgetting conversations, beer bonging, gas masking, adventures..etc...

this is why hot messes should stick to pot!
jessica and megan were such a hot mess last night that they turned into gabe and gabe..
by gabe&gabe May 13, 2009
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ponytail hot mess

flirty woman at a bar or club, sort of good looking, certainly do-able by guy standards, half in the bag and looking well spent, bouncing all over the place from table to table, with her hair in a ponytail waging like a dog's tail
Hey, look at the Ponytail Hot Mess at the bar trying to pick up on that guy (chuckles)
by gxg0703 August 30, 2009
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Hot Mess Trifecta

A female that possesses no attractive features at all what so ever.

A female that has a trifecta of ugly: ugly face, no boobs, and no ass.
by honeybun2012 June 05, 2009
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