Article 26

An imaginary written article of an employment agreement or policy, wherein one certain employee gets to dictate their own terms with regard to scheduling, overtime, time off, and other workplace rules, usually to the detriment of other employees.

The clear language of Article 26 allows him to bump anyone from their day off, regardless of any other policies in place.

While anyone else would have been suspended, Article 26 protected him from all discipline.

by Doctorsnote November 17, 2016

September 26

When the best foreigners are born

He/She was born on September 26th they must be the best foreigner i know

by deimj454 October 27, 2019

December 26

A dumb ass bitch was born on this day in 2007 and it was me

I’m a dumb ass bitch born on December 26 2007

by Savannah cani ✌️ October 28, 2019

December 26

It’s national hug day

( Hugs crush ) crush -why did You do that ?

You - it’s December 26

by Bad bitchesss October 14, 2019

July 26

The best people are born that day. They're very caring, sweet, swaggy and they are always there for you. Oh and it's also the National Moon Day!!

X: Did you know my best friend was born in July 26th?

A: Woah!! They're swaggy!!

by Sofieaeaea June 15, 2021

26 december

If you were born on December 26, you are one of the most BEAUTIFUL people in the world, you deserve ALL the LOVE, you are hard-working and intelligent. KISS OF THREE. You are talented, you are unique and many people love you.

A: When is your birthday?
B: 26 december
A: OMG bitch, I already love you

by NaoVen October 15, 2020

February 26

national touch ur homie day!!

yo it’s February 26
you know what that means!!

by xnevercanbelievelikeherx October 16, 2019