Dingleberry 

A dingleberry is a tiny turd stuck to your bunghole fuzzies.

Bloody hell, I've got me a giant dingleberry stuck to me bum!

Dingleberry by JackS17 November 10, 2015

Dingleberry 

A small and typically rounded turdlet that clings to one's fleshy biscuits following the commencement of a sacred ritual known as, "The Deuce." Although dingleberries appear harmless, being roughly the size of small pebbles, they are well-known for causing unspeakable destruction if left unattended. The common symptoms of neglected dingleberries include; itching and swelling of the rectal area, redness, unbearable odor, and discomfort while seated. Some of the symptoms that have never occurred include; nausea, vomiting, sudden and involuntary death, and ultimately erectile dysfunction.

During a long and violent struggle to free himself from a single turdlet, the man ultimately fell from his toilet seat and cracked his head open on the bathroom counter. The man's decayed remains were found three years later, still lying in the exact position he had died. The dingleberry, on the other hand, remained fully intact.

Dingleberry by Random Female June 23, 2007

dingleberry 

1.) An annoying piece of shit that won't go away.

2.) The ex who refuses to gtfo of your life.

John's ex cockblocked him last night. She's such a dingleberry!

dingleberry by TheCuteNdeadly March 17, 2010

dingleberry 

a small amount of shit that surround the anus hairs and is very hard to clean it unless you use your own fingers...

hey john i have to clean my dammit dingleberry whit my own fingers because i was crapping...

dingleberry by Richter808 October 29, 2006

dingleberry 

A mixture of poop and toilet paper that remains tangled in the anal hair after he/she wipes. See Klingon

The dried up crap on a mammals ass fur. Usually a bear.

Dingleberrys are life. The rest are just details.

dingleberry by kking09 October 24, 2009

Dingleberry 

Something mothers call their sons accidentally, without knowing the real meaning

Mum: get in the car now dingleberry!
Tom: MUM!
Me: what did she just call you?!?!?

Dingleberry by Hollzzzmch April 15, 2013

dingleberry 

The balls of shit hanging off a males anal hairs after having a shit that look like sweet smelling fruit balls.

Zak: hey dude can I have some fruit
Imran: here, have a dingleberry
Zak: no dude I'm not eating your shit balls
Imran: dude just eat it

dingleberry by dingleberry1234 September 6, 2013