ass destroyer 9000

A butt plug used to simulate anal sex that is used while one is pleasuring themselves. Usually equipped with LED lights for aesthetics and a fidget spinner on the end for the person in the back during doggy style.

Bro, did u use the ass destroyer 9000 while fucking ur girl last night? The fidget spinner is so fun to play with!!!

by goat daddy March 19, 2021

Douche bag 9000

When someone who acts and/or says something so stupid and/or illogical goes beyond being just a regular douche bag.

Ryan, stop being such a goddamn douche bag 9000.

by DaveyChaos June 12, 2005

knuckle fucker 9000

to fuck a knuckle 9000 times

Did you do the knuckle fucker 9000?

by suckle the knuckle buckle my b February 7, 2018

Gulp Gulp 9000

A blow job

she gave him the gulp gulp 9000, he only lasted 15 secounds

by goose-moade February 24, 2022

stripper soaker 9000

The act of a stripper kneeling on a serving tray, emptying a 2 liter bottle of glitter water into her butt.

then spinning herself around on the tray as fast as she can, in the doggy style position and releasing the glitter water from her butt. Creating a mist like cloud of analy tainted glitter.

Did you see dillon last night, he stood up for the spray of ass glitter that stripper let loose when she did the stripper soaker 9000!

by tiner fezy December 17, 2014

Skullfuck Wizard 9000

Evil wizard. Created by Hal 9000 to be his sex slave and chess companion. Masturbate daily to avoid encountering. Recently made America's most wanted list and became a finalist on America's Next Top Model (of Fuck Wizards).

Skullfuck Wizard 9000 is a particularly evil model of the 9000 series of Fuck Wizards.

Me: I love you, Skull Fuck Wizard 9000.
Skullfuck Wizard 9000: I know.

by Fart Prince November 20, 2015

qlok qlok 9000

The act of giving the best blow job imaginable, it satisfices the man so much that his cum from the balls spews out at 90 mph leaving his balls dry for 9000 hours.

John: Amy gave me a qlok qlok 9000 and left me dry as a bone, but holy hell that was pure satisfaction, 10/10 of sexytime. Aidan: Man she sucked all the babies out of you!

by Johnpapi July 17, 2021