Charm the cobra

A euphemism meaning either

1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.

The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.

Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.

1. Instead of going out tonight, I think I will head home, have some wine, and charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.

by Willow April 01, 2008

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flem charm

A type of charm that when used on unsuspecting victims has the opposite effect to that of which the user intended. Its powerful negative powers usually arise when used by people that are of questionable character and possess poor personal hygiene levels.

you really "flem charmed" the shit out of that guy, idiotttt

by DDoon October 13, 2015

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lucky charms

A delicious cereal that would taste a zillion times if it didn't have the cereal part. The marshmallows are amazing chalky deliciousness.

Girl-Yum. Lucky Charms. **Opens Lucky Charm box to find all the marshmallows already eaten.**

Girl-**shoots herself**

by holly the ginger kid. May 15, 2007

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chunky charms

A term used to describe a cute chubby girl.

Dude I think that chunky charms is realy into me!!!

by B warden March 26, 2007

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Straight Charm

When you hook up with a girl at a party, that isn't drunk or high. You use straight charm to get with her.

Johnny : Hey i was at this bombing party and all the chicks were drunk as hell. They were so easy to hook up with.
Josh: Thats messed up, if ur a true playa you would use straight charm.
Johnny : yeah i know, i wish i was like you dad. haha

by John guy March 06, 2008

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