dog wedding

An actual wedding for canine companions especially in the case of a "shotgun wedding" for dogs. Not harmful to any dogs or witnesses and typically happens in parts of the country where premarital relations are frowned upon.

I got to attend two dog weddings when I was growing up in the Bible Belt since "dogs are people too therefore dogs shouldn't have puppies out of wedlock".

by M.O.H.I.O.M. March 8, 2021

Dog with 40 dicks

A male human in heat

Look at the ass on her, I'd like to wear it as a hat, damn that makes hotter than a dog with 40 dicks.

by Fa Fa January 2, 2008

Met Dog

Police officers who wait at train stations to check if you're free loading.

I'm not getting off here, there are Met Dogs here

by DeliciousDogga November 8, 2016

road dog

An alcoholic beverage enjoyed while driving

We're out here in the middle of Wyoming on this nice country road, time for a road dog.

by ScootayBootay June 24, 2020

scout the dog

the best dog ever. they are really sweet and will let u pet them. they are overall really sweet and mans best friend

omg look how cuts scout the dog is

by rarararatata June 11, 2023

dog dad bait

Photos or videos featuring a single Dog Mom’s dog that uses the dog to attract single men who want to be dog dads into the life of the single dog mom.

Franny loves to use her dog as dog dad bait in tiktoks and Instagram stories.

by Mr. Patrick Parker August 13, 2021

cheesy korean dog

When your Korean GF has yeast and ends up sucking you off after going in raw.

Hey baby, you want a Cheesy Korean Dog tonight?

by Drgnflms7 July 7, 2019