Plumber's Trumpet

This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played

Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips

Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet

by Juic3HD December 5, 2019

cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

The Great Trumpkin

The orange ball of intolerance and hatred.

A xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, misogynistic, pedophilic, rapist who also happens to be a butthurt bunker bitch baby.

“Hey bro, we need to impeach The Great Trumpkin! Like, today!”

by ChcknPrmssion August 1, 2020

What is Trumps last name

THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW

He Billy WHAT IS TRUMPS LAST NAME?

Billy: Bruh idk

by YOOOMAAMAH November 8, 2020

shit was trumps

Australian Slang

Relevant to card games.
A trump is a playing card which is elevated above its usual rank in trick-taking games. Typically, an entire suit is nominated as a trump suit; these cards then outrank all cards of plain (non-trump) suits.
Any sort of action, authority, or policy which automatically prevails over all others.

So, being surprised (or "shitting yourself") made that the immediate prevailing thought above all others.

I stepped on a snake today. Shit was trumps!

by Metyl July 22, 2021

Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fan

A Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fan is a fan of Timmy Trumpet who loves his music and is willing to buy as much of Timmy's merch as they possibly can to show that they are a huge fan of Timmy Trumpet. Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fans are extreme die hard ride or die fans that love and support Timmy, almost no matter what, unless it comes to inappropriate things. Nevertheless, Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fans are ride or die, die hards that love and support Timmy.

I'm such a Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fan, I listen to all his music, in fact I only listen to Timmy's music.

by emoboyy.xd March 24, 2023

Not Timmy Trumpet

A Not Timmy Trumpet is a person who plays the Trumpet but is no where near Timmy's skill level. A Not Timmy Trumpet doesn't have to be a male or female, anyone who plays the Trumpet, except for Timmy Trumpet himself, can be a Not Timmy Trumpet.

I'm such a Not Timmy Trumpet, my skills are no where near his. Timmy's a legend.

by emoboyy.xd March 24, 2023