by 80s.kai April 17, 2021
Get the sexmug. by ZemaitejsKefyrs July 18, 2022
Get the National sex daymug. by john cenathon November 2, 2018
Get the Socket sexmug. Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
Get the gas tank for a sex machinemug. How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.
“Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
by grimm23 December 13, 2023
Get the Old man sexmug. my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023
Get the Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crapmug. sex story pt 6!!
i'm screaming with tears in my eyes and drool on the sheets from biting them. my top knuckles are red from clasping the edge of the bed so hard and i'm so flushed i look sick. i scream 'baby fuck, i'm gonna cum!' as my eyes roll back and he immediately slows down and my body un-tenses. he reaches his hand around my neck gently yet dominantly. 'i didn't give you permission to cum yet, did i?' he asks. he flips me over to face him and i mutter a small 'mn-mmh' and shake my head submissively. he holds my face in his hand to bring my chin up and pauses for a second before giving into my pleading eyes and smirking, 'does my baby girl want to cum?' i perk up, nod my head and hum 'mm-hm', biting my lip. he snickers a little bit and tells me 'it's ok, i'll let you now, princess, whenever you want', as he strokes my cheek and puts his cock back in me while we're in missionary.
i'm screaming with tears in my eyes and drool on the sheets from biting them. my top knuckles are red from clasping the edge of the bed so hard and i'm so flushed i look sick. i scream 'baby fuck, i'm gonna cum!' as my eyes roll back and he immediately slows down and my body un-tenses. he reaches his hand around my neck gently yet dominantly. 'i didn't give you permission to cum yet, did i?' he asks. he flips me over to face him and i mutter a small 'mn-mmh' and shake my head submissively. he holds my face in his hand to bring my chin up and pauses for a second before giving into my pleading eyes and smirking, 'does my baby girl want to cum?' i perk up, nod my head and hum 'mm-hm', biting my lip. he snickers a little bit and tells me 'it's ok, i'll let you now, princess, whenever you want', as he strokes my cheek and puts his cock back in me while we're in missionary.
by benadryljams February 10, 2024
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