When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.
The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.
by jamnx April 14, 2011
The Art of sounding yourself with a match, lighting the match, letting it go out putting a condom on letting it fill up with smoke, then let a girl blow you
My boyfriend has a really good Arizona smoked hot dog
by Redneck Bois #RHEC February 08, 2024
A dog that has humped multiple people and has lost its virginity so many times that it just sucks its cock for pleasure then eats it's tale and smells like shit.
Owner: “Omfg, that dog is so annoying he tries to ask me out then show his muscles.”
The dog: “meow.”
The dog: “meow.”
by TriplePeeT November 11, 2021
/dôɡs/
noun
Singular noun: dog
The lower extremity of the leg below the ankle, on which a person stands or walks.
Synonyms: Feet, Grippers, Dawgs
noun
Singular noun: dog
The lower extremity of the leg below the ankle, on which a person stands or walks.
Synonyms: Feet, Grippers, Dawgs
by Piss Gang August 07, 2022
/dôɡs/
Noun
Singular noun: dog
The lower extremity of the leg below the ankle, on which a person stands or walks.
Synonyms: Feet, Grippers, Dawgs
Noun
Singular noun: dog
The lower extremity of the leg below the ankle, on which a person stands or walks.
Synonyms: Feet, Grippers, Dawgs
by Piss Gang August 07, 2022
by Thedogsareout August 06, 2022
Person 1: *removes shoes and socks to achieve comfort*
Person 2: “aww man please put the dogs away”
Person 1: *reapplies socks and shoes in shame*
Person 2: “aww man please put the dogs away”
Person 1: *reapplies socks and shoes in shame*
by Jasper McMellan December 06, 2021