National hold hands day

On April 12 you hold hands with your boyfriend/girlfriend

Billy:let’s hold hands
Sussy:k
national hold hands day

by Kisa ghoneit April 11, 2019

National Throw Erik day

Nov. 11. On this day, you can legally throw anyone named Erik across a room.

yeah its National Throw Erik day, we can yeet him

by 8tb39q4 g October 28, 2021

National Give A Girl Your Hoodie Day

November 16
National Give a Girl Your Hoodie Day

Give any girl your hoodie today (maybe you should even let her keep it for a while)

You want my hoodie for national give a girl your hoodie day???

by Give a girl your hoodie November 15, 2020

national floor day

Is on April 7th Get naked cover yourself in vaseline and slither like a snail on the floor

National floor day

Person: I’m a snailll

by StickyBeans July 29, 2021

national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020

National ask a guy out day

Come on girls don’t be such cowards

Girl 1: hey you know what’s special about this day
Girl 2: it’s National ask a guy out day

Girl 1: you should totally ask out Adam

by Badam_Blind November 13, 2019

national jumper day

National jumper day. A day where we all congregate and honor both the song and movie jumper.

Bro 1: Why is everyone so hyped

Bro 2: ITS NATIONAL JUMPER DAY DUMB FUCK

by mean green meme making machine October 13, 2018