As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

by DoorHandle1234 August 16, 2017

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face pushups

when a girls face looks hot for the first time

daamn did you see fran last night? bitch mustove been doing some face pushups lately

by andrew penis February 05, 2010

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Rainbow face

When a gay man squirts in another man's face

I rainbow face the shit out of that motherfucker

by dannyboy4720@ April 24, 2025

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sit on ur boyfriends face day

May 23rd national sit on your boyfriends face day go get your boyfriend and ask him to lay down and plop that cake on his face it dont matter if you got a small or biggg booty sit on his face u can keep ur clothes on or if really love him take those pants off rub back and forth and make him love u even more and if ur name starts with a k take those panties off u wont need em you freaky girl

sit on ur boyfriends face day Use his face as a chair

by MrFrost28YT$ April 18, 2024

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Monkey face

Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish

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monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"

Not an inside joke

Monkey face

by Dirtydogger101 September 10, 2020

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