As Flat As Mark's Face

Used to describe something that's really flat.

The ground outside is as flat as Mark's face

by DoorHandle1234 August 15, 2017

middle face

When your eyes, nose, and mouth have all scrunched into the middle of your face.
When everything wants to be by your nose.

You went full middle face man.

by Teplous February 16, 2018

Screen Face

Easily the best youtube channel. Full of extremely funny content and well edited videos.

Guy one: You heard of Screen Face?
Guy two: I have evaded capture in Venezuela for 7 years.

by ScreenFaceFan1 April 23, 2020

Scar face

The great movie's, a sequence of movie with Tony Camonte in 1932 and Tony Montana in 1983 later. In the first prohibition of alcohol in the second prohibition of cocaine. Both end badly with the infamous phrase : "Come and meet my little friend"

Both Scar face wanna get rich and quickly. No matter what, who or how have to kill.

by Al Dente 666 June 14, 2025

In Love with the King’s Face

A person who loves a certain type of face; unconditionally.

A: so who are you going after?
B: The one that looks like King Francois!
A: You always going for that look of face; you are in love with the King’s face!
B: is that bad?
A: you want your men to look as if they were from one tree??? Hahaha

B: oh, pshhhh!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 13, 2023

face-glorious

Someone who constantly posts things about themselves on their facebook page in hopes for responses, yet never responds to other's posts.

Mary: This sux, I have to move.

Amy: I'm sorry hope you find a great place.
Jeff: It will all work out for the best.
Joe: Let me know if I can be of any help.

Mary: Does not respond to these well-wishes or say thank you or anything at all on others pages until she posts pics of her new house. (and the cycle begins again)

Jeff: Wow! Mary is so face-glorious! It's all about her. She didn't respond to my post about losing my job or my wife having a stroke.

by overitall July 22, 2010

face puppy

When someone presses their face against their partner's and whines before or during cumming.

A combination of the sentiments of 'in your face' and to do something 'like a dog'; can denote desperation, inferiority, and/or pet play or puppy play.

Doesn't necessarily have to be face to face; their face to their partner's face, cheek, or even to their neck or shoulders can count as being a face puppy.

"I dommed him so good that he was a face puppy by the time I let him cum."

by ssnowman January 28, 2016