Schmate Man VICK

An arrogant person who tries to convince people of a false history behind his family name. Often also heard falsely touting relations to famous people of yore. Generally perceived to be a liar.

Bob Fytzgaruld: Did you know that my last name is pronounced "Lincoln"? And Abraham Lincoln was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.

Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.

by SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot23 January 23, 2011

Dead Man's Keg

When you steal a dead cocaine addicts' empty keg from his backyard.

Dude, it's 10! Time to go get that dead man's keg!

by DeadCocaine May 12, 2011

Lazy Man's Piss

The act of peeing without unzipping or unbuttoning your pants. Although this method of peeing this does save time the act itself is very dangerous. It is more than likely that you will pee on either your pants, shirt, or hand.

Guy #1: Dude, I have to take a piss.

Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.

Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.

Guy #2: May god help you.

by The Lazy Man June 7, 2011

meat man with a fro

used to define a penis that has alot of bush on the shaft or further back

dude 1, my girl just told me that i had a meat man with a fro
dude 2, come on man, i don't care if you shave that $#!%

dude 1, lol

by darkmagitrunks November 9, 2010

sick man jones

when one of yor friends or someone you know, has just done something mad/disgusting/undescribable/brave.

1-"cant beileve he just punched that black man in the face!"
2-"yeh that boy is one sick man jones"
1-"get me"

by alien-one-glove September 10, 2005

junior man pad

The apartment of a heterosexual bachelor that is extra-ordinarily well decorated, enough so that his sexuality is questioned.

Nice junior man pad - i ain't seen a guys place deco'd out like this before -you sure you're not gay?

by Jbt003 November 6, 2007

Bob Little Man

The private part of a crazy sex fiend.

Bob Little Man hangs with someone who masturbates in pictures...

by Obsessed person January 30, 2009