The Baby Yoda Show

What the world's most favorite series, "The Mandalorian" is actually supposed to be named.
Baby Yoda is so popular. Wish they rename, "The Mandalorian" to, "The Baby Yoda Show"
by Saitama 777 December 16, 2020
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How do they make babies?

Don't seek further information it's classified
Kid: How do they make babies?
Dad: My agents have told me not to give you the answer my son.
by IntergalactalEnergy December 19, 2023
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Baby kabobs

Something you can make with a baby you just barbequed.
Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?

Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?

Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.

Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022
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Baby Meat

A reference from the ghetto bible that directly describes a black girl's butt. The words "Bathin' Apes" in some of Soulja Boy's songs were mistaken for "baby meat".
Yo man, check out dat chick's baby meats
by Ghettoboi February 20, 2011
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Dribble Baby

1
A child born from semen leaking from a woman's anal creampie into her vagina causing impregnation. Generally unplanned.

2
A dumb asshole presumed to be the offspring created through definition #1.

3
Someone who can't handle situations where drinking is involved because they have no self-control.
1
Person 1: Did you hear Erika got pregnant?
Person 2: I thought she only takes it up the ass?
Person 1: Yup...dribble baby, yo.

2
"Man, fuck John...fucking dribble baby."

3
"Did you invite Freddy? I hope not because that dude is a dribble baby."
by MiguelGrande December 15, 2020
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baby swipe

what you say when you try to justify an unnecessary purchase, saying it didn’t even cost much on your card
Lomein: you bought the skin? what happened to being f2p?

Jill: it was just a baby swipe
by jill lavigne November 24, 2023
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drug induced baby

This is when people on drugs get together and are so wasted they don't know their own name let alone the person they are having sex with at the moment. Nine months later they are scanning the town with paternity test. After the hunt they find the name of the guy so they can complete the name on the birth certificate. They also get a chance to introduce themself and the baby to the guy, Finally.
Did you know that's her third drug induced baby? They've got to get a rehab for that.
by legitimate life August 16, 2011
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