eternal baby mama

A woman who's sole purpose in life is to reproduce. She's usually a sex siren that can entice her 'victim' into her bed, against his better judgement.

She is sexy AF, but she's a eternal baby mama, but Imma still hit!!

by Dizzy Aster December 04, 2017

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Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

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