ass-monkey

Someone or something that keep throwing their shit in your face.

Wonder what that ass-monkey Bush is gonna say now.

by chris May 13, 2005

Hard Ass

Someone mean or tight on doing chicks cause he prefers guys

Vin Vin the Quimy is a HARD ass

by Special Ed March 27, 2004

smart ass

thinking that is right but can't come into the situation.

I am a smart ass thinking that NA school district is over populated and should relocate some students to a seperate school and building and adopt them from the same town.

I am a smart ass thinking that NL doesn't deserve the students living in the Walnutport area or Northampton County while they suffer from shitty sidewalks and hurt in pain.

by YouNun December 13, 2009

soccer ass

the huge, oddly shaped ass of a person that plays soccer.
normally it sticks out more than it is wide.

"that bitch has a weird ass."
"i know it's such a soccer ass."

by Anonymous JB February 4, 2009

Your Ass

Me.

This is your ass speaking. All hands on deck! We have a torpedo coming down the tube!

by Your Ass September 28, 2003

ass to mouth

when some idiot feels the need to lick, tounge fuck, or slirp someones anal hole

last time i got sick was right after that party with that girl. its because i went ass to mouth, you never go ass to mouth!

by IMVU March 12, 2007

ass handed

To chide, scold or reprimand; to deliver a mild rebuke; to request that one chill.

After Peach announced that any further posts containing his hairy-butt photo would henceforth be summarily deleted, Austin got his ass handed to him.

by dalnat January 20, 2009