No Wipe Nation

No Wipe Nation or NWN known to its followers is a coalition of like minded patriots that see no value in wiping and refuse to wipe. These no wipe loyalists have taken a stance against big toilet paper and the wasted time wiping. Forgoing wiping is the true alpha male status.

You think Elon has wiped since he started Tesla? Hell no he’s too busy changing the world and fathering children and being a follower of no wipe nation.

by Dr. NoWipe March 3, 2025

national kidnap days

national kidnap days happens every single day of any year with 2 or 5 or 0 in it

OH MY GOD THIS YEAR IS 2025 I CAN ALLWAYS KIDNAP MY BESTIE WESTIE FOR THIS YEAR!!!!!!! or YAY ITS NATIONAL KIDNAP DAYS!

by li'l brush + li'l pan March 3, 2025

National Beat A Redhead Day

September 7th is National Beat A Redhead Day

“Make sure to beat that redhead on September 7th.”
“Why?”
“It’s National Beat A Redhead Day.”

by WilliamAftonKinnie March 3, 2025

National Dig-Down Kavin Day

A day, March 4, dedicated just for digging down people named Kavin.

Let’s dig down Kavin on March 4, as that’s National Dig-Down Kavin Day.

by JohnathonDog March 3, 2025

National kick your girlfriend in the nuts Day

March 11 Is national kick your girlfriend in the nuts Day

“National kick your girlfriend in the nuts day”

by Uemm March 5, 2025

National Grace Day

It’s Grace day but specifically Grace’s born on January 2nd

Hey man it’s January Second
National Grace day?
HELL YEAH

by SpeedyMcQ March 6, 2025

national Hanley Day

National Hanley day is June 2nd.
This is HANLEY’s special day, so go find your Hanley and wish her happy Hanley day!

Me: Hey Hanley!
Her: what girly??
Me: Happy National Hanley Day!

by Jaeeeeeeeeeeeeee29999 March 6, 2025