talking dog

A furry

Bob: I got some fire head from a talking dog last night!

Joe: ??????

by Zohle December 2, 2020

dogs

it’s toes

“ayo man you gotta let the dogs breathe”
“aye man ain’t no peta shit but you right” *rips socks off*

by anonymous June 4, 2022

Oily Chili Dog

The act of having anal intercourse while the recipient has to defecate. Once the top finishes and pulls out, the recipient proceeds to defecate all over the top.

“Oh man, my girl surprised me with an oily chili dog last night!”

by The Great Hambino November 20, 2024

Dog Toy

When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”

Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”

Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*

by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017

little big dog

Visionary and the only rapper that the top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss were to afraid to diss.

"Girl we blanching,
yes we blanching,
I live up in a mansion."

- Little Big Dog

"Little Big dog is a visionary. If he told me to eat my own pants I would do it!"

by M.CS.ME September 19, 2020

Tucker-dog

He’s the bestest boy with pointy ears…but no he is not a deer; and doe he may be the same weight…in the 1950s Disney move he did not skate; in his heart there’s only wüw 💜 … better bet likes his pets and rubs; some people try to call him a frog…but not I says I, that’s a Tucker (🐕)

“Wow, look at that cool frog.”

“No, that’s not a frog—THAT’S TUCKER-DOG.”

by Dorf rrats December 8, 2022

lawyer dogged

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer

Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged

by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023