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mysteries make my head hurt

Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head

Person 1:If your looking at this mug give me aggressive head
Person: Aw Shucks *gives aggressive head
by Giovanni's Boyfriend March 25, 2025
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choke the head off my dick

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009
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lettuce in the head

Someone who is getting too self confident and showing off

Someone when assumes a higher rank and becomes so full of oneself
Ever since she got that new car she grew lettuce in the head

Ever since he applied to the new job he has lettuce in the head

This guy is too arrogant and has lettuce in the head
by Darth Xenon 222 August 18, 2024
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heads and tails

Sexual position involving male female male

Female lays on her back while giving one male head and is being fucked by the male on the opposite end
Jane is enjoying her heads and tails experience
by BadCat52 August 16, 2021
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HEAD COUNCIL

Jus a group of real P.O.C
Those guys are cool they must be in head council
by A member of head council February 13, 2024
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Crack head

by Dog lover 34594 October 22, 2019
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