baby gang

Any and all world religion's.

"what baby gang you in?"... " im with jesus my homie"

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J September 23, 2020

Bush Baby

It's when a male is laying on his back masturbaitng and orgasms, then the jiz semen cum sperm lands in his bush. Therefor what can make a baby is in a bush

"Yo mom get in here and help I got some bush baby"

by Jamaleo June 12, 2016

Baby Blanket

The piece of clothing used to clean up cum after masturbating. example sock, tee shirt, old towel.

As i laid in bed masturbating i grabbed the baby blanket to cum in. After i came i cleaned up with the baby blanket and threw it in the laundry basket.

by GwarMachine March 5, 2020

Dribble Baby

1
A child born from semen leaking from a woman's anal creampie into her vagina causing impregnation. Generally unplanned.

2
A dumb asshole presumed to be the offspring created through definition #1.

3
Someone who can't handle situations where drinking is involved because they have no self-control.

1
Person 1: Did you hear Erika got pregnant?
Person 2: I thought she only takes it up the ass?
Person 1: Yup...dribble baby, yo.

2
"Man, fuck John...fucking dribble baby."

3
"Did you invite Freddy? I hope not because that dude is a dribble baby."

by MiguelGrande December 15, 2020

Lil Baby

Not very good.

(Nah, jk jk he is a good person)

Lil baby makes songs

by AUtsinDell March 16, 2021

The Baby Yoda Show

What the world's most favorite series, "The Mandalorian" is actually supposed to be named.

Baby Yoda is so popular. Wish they rename, "The Mandalorian" to, "The Baby Yoda Show"

by Saitama 777 December 16, 2020

Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021