opportunity nation

n. 1. Phrase coined by Mitt Romney to describe American economic policy as compared to Europe.
2. A nation where the rich get richer, and the poor get fucked.

"We are an opportunity nation." - Mitt Romney

by Erasmus Smith January 4, 2012

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National No Homo Day

This day will take place Saturday, October 26, 2019. This grants anyone participate in homosexual acts with their homies and not be required to say no homo. This means there is a temporary "No Homo" statement to everybody for the entire day.

Alex: Sean it’s National no homo day, you already what we’re doing!
Sean: Yo bro let’s have gay sex!!!
Alex: *moan*

by Charles Martines October 26, 2022

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National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies

Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.

by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019

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national sol’s day

when a group of people gather at the their local bar sole d’italia for a couple vegas bombs.

its national sol’s day, let’s drink

(it’s actually just a regular thursday)

by kimkill October 19, 2023

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National Nick Jurs Day

June 19th is National Nick Jurs Day where everyone post pictures and shouts out Nick on Snapchat for his great accomplishments in the “Simp Olympics” and in the food industry.

National Nick Jurs Day

by NickJursFan1738 June 16, 2021

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National kiss on the lips Day

National kiss on the lips day, occurs on the 29 Of May.
It's a Day where you kiss your friends and random people in your school on the lips and if you approach them, they can't say no . If you leave school with out a kiss , YOUR A PUSSY ! bitch . don't be a coward

"Today is national kiss on the lips day !"
"who are you planning on kissing lisa ?"
"i don't maybe , devan

by Lolagotafattyy May 28, 2025

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