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Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.
(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)
by joe995 July 18, 2023
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Baby Blowjob

When two individuals (male and female) have sexual intercourse whilst in the middle of the female delivering the baby.
Beavis: "Hey why is your kids head deformed?"

Butthead: "Oh, yeah... I, uh, did the baby blowjob..."
by Babyfucker69420 December 13, 2019
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Baby Schobey

Usually a chill ass nigga but will get shit crackin if he has too. Fortnite gang top rank member he the biggest G in scv.
by Phil2steezy April 7, 2025
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Baby C

Baby C is the baddest bitch in the universe. Do not fuck with her or she might knock your teeth out or slash your tires. She is the current holder of the fattest ass award as well as the #1 Lil Baby fan in the world. She may be baked all day, but that does not stop her from being an excellent baker herself. Gordon Ramsey was once so impressed by her highly-esteemed grilled cheese, that after being berated by her with such extreme anger, and after getting called an idiot sandwich, he offered her his job. Some adjectives to describe Baby C, also known as Clobaby, may include beautiful, hot, smart, cute, awesome, fiesty, silly, talented at dancing, funny, blunt, fierce, and badass.
“Hey Nat, how was your night last night?”

Not good, I parked in Baby C’s parking spot. Will you drive me to go get my car from impound? I might need a new set of tires too.”
by Douglass Bubbletrousers May 28, 2022
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ebkdoagbg baby

ebkdoagbg baby means that a person was born into gang lige and are ebk (everybody killed)(not a gang but a mentality) doa(dumping on anything)(is a gang) and gbg (get back gang)(also not a gang but a mentality)
kay flock- we sum ebkdoagbg baby(ies)

king flocka also said pour up a six in a deuce she said who wockesha bitch thats juice
by ckushy ebk January 23, 2024
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Baby hamster face

When a girl who usually wears a flawless full face of makeup goes without any product, usually while running errands, and the contrast is significant. Dark under-eye circles, blemishes, and washed-out looking skin combine with small-looking eyes (from no eye makeup) to create a face like a newborn rodent or "baby hamster face".
She ran to Target in her tattered pajamas, sloppy bun, and baby hamster face because she didn't have time to get ready.
by Whoreganic August 1, 2017
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Baby blue

Baby blue- used by select groups of southern men to describe a smooth woman. Blue being a color of calm/tranquility and baby being the typical playful name given. Hence, the overall meaning a smooth women the man enjoys to be around.
by Colleybrb November 11, 2018
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