carrot sex

e cant pull so hell never have sex
(hes a red head)

guy: hi e wanna fuck

e:no i cant pull 0 genders
furry: me pwease
e: yes dadda i will finally do it because i have nobody else

meaning carrot sex

by slimelolpop March 27, 2024

Mexican sex doll

Basically fucking a Chihuahua

Got horny and bored and decided to use my chihuahua as a Mexican sex doll

by thundercockman420 March 24, 2024

Testicular sex incision

When a female can't make you cum and cuts open your sac and makes a incision to your balls to drain its juices into her mouth, or cuts the sac, rips the balls off and eats them.

Emily couldn't make Tyrone finish so she gave him a testicular sex incision.

by Jkjesser August 12, 2025

sex

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*

Hello M'lady. Would you like to have this sweet little thing called sex?

by sexhaver69696969 December 15, 2021

sex

The act of inserting a male's penis inside a woman's pussy;vagina;boobs;asshole

Carter: "Ayy, bro, I just had sex with Fina."
Brandon: " Bro, did you insert your dick in that pussy?"
Carter:"Yeah bro, you should have heard her moan."
Brandon: "Show me a picture of her boobs so we could have a threesome.

by Sexy_gorl_pussy August 8, 2022

sex coward

A person who is a prude in bed. And would never allow any fetishism in the bedroom, a person with a very vanilla sex life. A person who does not like to experiment in the bedroom. A sex coward would never have a threesome.

My boyfriend won't allow me to bring a dildo to be to bed with us he is a total sex coward.

by pixie ho June 4, 2016

Phone Sex

Another term for Wireless power-sharing, the idea being that when two phones are sharing power, they're actually having "phone sex" with eachother, the one giving power being the male, and the one receiving it being the female.

Bro 1: Hey bro, my phone is low, can you turn on your wireless power sharing?
Bro 2: Ew, my phone doesn't consent to phone sex..
Bro 1: But you're the male..?
Bro 2: you ain't robbing my battery life with your phone orgy's get lost
bro 1: *sobs*

by SICKPIGS February 15, 2025