Toilet head

The title given to the coolest mother f***** you will ever meet in your life that you will model your children after

That guy is such a toilet head

by Th420 May 31, 2022

National Give Head Day

The day of the year where you’re supposed to give head to your friend, preferably ones with names starting with a P or an A, and last names being synonyms of the word “wealthy”. Celebrated on February 18th.

National Give Head Day is celebrated on February 18th.

by Anon112312 February 18, 2022

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

Pumpkin Head

A term for someone you love, who is cute like a little pumpkin.

How was your day pumpkin head?

by Valentina719 September 19, 2025

Head

A part of the human body you dirty minded person...

Teacher: we are studying a human head today
Student 1: *giggles*
Teacher: stop being so immature you dumbass it ain’t like you’ll ever be getting head
Child 2: thAt ain’t what I saw last night... you two were getting pretty steamy

Teacher:
Student 1:
The spider on the wall: oh shit

by PippyThePig November 29, 2019

Croc Head

Someone who acts like a crackhead for Crocs.

Steve just got another pair of Crocs... I think thats his fifth pair this week! He's turning into a full blown Croc head..

by nmsoccer5 July 31, 2025

peepee head

when a man pisses in your nose and it travels to your cranium

my friend is in the hospital because she received a peepee head

by dimitrys hell cave September 2, 2021