by prettyneat12 September 16, 2018
When someone is posting their face / body online for a multitude of reasons, but usually for the attention of the opposite sex - and usually in a classless manner that detracts from their personality.
Boy 1: I'm seeing this girl a lot recently but she keeps uploading pictures to Instagram like every day, there's always something on show.
Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?
Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro
Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?
Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro
by peacedit June 09, 2021
someone who can not comprehend social situations and hides themselfs alone in their home glued to their computer screen.
by hate steam July 16, 2011
When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.
Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.
by pandemic_thoughts September 25, 2020
The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021
by I am someone! November 12, 2017
Used to describe highly stylized self portraits that only serve to diminish the subjects credibility.
by ScrumpyDan October 08, 2020