ungrandfather the pussy

When you sexing with a person for a long period of time and your finally ready to move on because their status changes

He got into a new relationship so I had to ungrandfather the pussy from him

by Illfryyochicken December 24, 2019

Dick Pussy

1). A rather ridiculous name.

2). Dick Pussy is one interesting man. He takes nobody crap and has everyone’s address and phone number. A man to not be trifled with, is rather similar to his brother Dock Pussy, but you must not get them mixed up.

Random Man: “Oh my goodness, is that Dock Pussy?”
Random Lady: “Oh Christ, that’s not Dock, that’s Dick Pussy!”

by Lolwhatevermydudes November 26, 2021

pussy whipped

Means your girlfriend/wife/ex-wife/wish-you-were-getting-some comes first before anything else.

"Dude, you are so pussy whipped for buying your ex-wife diamond earrings on her birthday when she cheated on you with your best friend!"

"I can't go to the basketball game with my best friends cause my wife wants to watch the Sex and the City finale and you stay home!"

"You guy friends are going to the strip club and you go to your woman's bachelorette party for her friend"

by InfinityApe December 16, 2013

Pussy

Something you're not getting tonight

"I wish I had some Pussy tonight"

by Pussy? February 3, 2021

Pussy

Something your unwanted child spends 9 months in, Escapes, and only wants to Crawl right back in

“Ooooo That pussy Looking better than my GRANDMAS

by DontUseYourRlName January 27, 2019

The Pussy Whisperer

Refered to as the alter ego of someone who indulges in "pussy". It is unknown how people become possesed by The Pussy Whisperer but you can certainly tell when you have been. You behave eratically and begin to whisper whenever you see a mildly attractive minge or pussy stroll past you. The Pussy Whisperer is said to posses people for the rest of their lives, but the current amount of time one becomes possesed is said to be unknown/uncomfirmed.

"Why's that boy always whispering at those girls"
"Oh, he's been possesed by The Pussy Whisperer"

by shekinahleng January 5, 2024

Pussy

Xavier is the definition of pussy boy with a small dick that’s deformed.

Xavier a Pussy boy

by Mia Lopez August 16, 2020