when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer
Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged
by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023

“ayo man you gotta let the dogs breathe”
“aye man ain’t no peta shit but you right” *rips socks off*
“aye man ain’t no peta shit but you right” *rips socks off*
by anonymous June 4, 2022

Jose wanting off work early and ask the boss. Joke ly I said go polish his hot dog and may be you will get off work early
Jose is the biggest hot dog polisher we have.
Jose is the biggest hot dog polisher we have.
by Plotchman November 10, 2017

The worst thing that has ever happened to you. Responsible for many sleepless nights and unproductive days. Will not stop shitting on your lawn. Will not stop attacking you when you’re just trying to walk in the neighborhood. Worst of all, he’s the one who got your 6 month old Yorkie pregnant.
My life has been a living hell ever since my neighbors got a dog. The neighbor’s dog has messed up many aspects of my life. I can’t sit in peace in my own yard.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

by Odd little potato January 27, 2019

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by Charles Albert Krza November 8, 2022
