clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.

"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."

by Skalkin November 10, 2019

babys

a human who hasnt lived for a long time, and a snack.

OH MY GOD ELLA WHY DID YOU JUST EAT MY BABYS!? YOU USE A KNIFE & FORK AND EVERYTHING! WHY!?

by ella baby eater June 17, 2022

baby packer

A pregnant women in a gangbang that doesn't let a single drop of semen fall out.

We went to a party last night and there was a hot baby packer there for an event.

by BeastOfBosses April 28, 2023

Whiney Baby Titty Pig

Originally coined in Maine, this phrase made it's way into the boondocks of Idaho.
Meaning exactly what it implies, a narcissistic whiner who has got to suck on the titties..

Did you see how that dude flew off the handle?
Yeah, what a whiney baby titty pig..

by REBel Siren January 21, 2022

Lil Baby Ratchet

See Chelsie or Princess Chelsie. Noun meaning ; to behave unruley.

You gotta love that lil baby ratchet

by PrincessChelsie July 24, 2021

Baby oil

Something that P Diddy used for inexplicable activities. It used to be normal, but Diddy had to ruin it for basically everybody on the planet.

"I used some baby oil to make my fingers slip into the car easier."

by maddoxtheflavorfulcarror January 17, 2025

babies

a baby is referring to a bummy bum loser stinky poo poo pants that plays fall guys at 1:24am and is in love with sajeela.

Hey did you know kurrass, gaylian and shitaz are babies

by pensworth July 27, 2022