while jacking off with a thumb in your ass and when youre about to cum and it gets all over them so they get mad enough to set your pubes on fire with a eraser
by gorillaorgasm July 30, 2016
Get the flaming wizardmug. by The Big Toast January 11, 2022
Get the Wizard Musicmug. 
An antagonist INTJ (Myers briggs personality introverted intuitive thinking judging) with a tower or elevated position will most likely fall due to distraction or anger.
In his attempts to catch the road runner, Wile E. Coyote falls off a cliff due to tower wizards law.
by Blueboy$ December 7, 2022
Get the Tower wizards lawmug. In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.
Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
by Creeky Joints July 28, 2024
Get the Wizard dickmug. A partner that has a very stressed out girlfriend, whose stress prevents them from having periods. The period wizard makes their girlfriend feel much better, causing them to not be too stressed to have a period.
Girlfriend: "I used to be too stressed to have periods, but then I got with this period wizard and BOOM! period."
by Nex2950 September 4, 2021
Get the Period wizardmug. by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024
Get the Wizard Fingermug.