heart-boner

To be overly joyed and extremely excited...in the chest.

Chi: I just saw the dark knight.

Aadhie: so?

Chi: I...I..I got a Heart-boner!

Aadhie: What the crazy?...What did you get?

Chi: a HEEEAAARTT-BOOOONNEERRR!

Aadhie: dontuuchmee!

by michael chi August 19, 2008

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life boner

(n)an incredible moment in one's life which elicits the most excellent sensation known to mankind.

Person A:Dude, I just got the largest life boner you could ever imagine!

Person B: What happened?

Person A: I WON THE LOTTERY!!!

Person B: Oh mylanta. You just gave me a life boner, too!

by mattrupp January 13, 2010

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Soul Boner

When you do so much good (helping others, donating to charity, ETC.) that it actually excites you.

"I've done so much good... I have a soul boner." -- Neil Patrick Harris from How I Met Your Mother.

by Jason Piche November 22, 2005

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boner attack

This could be your worst...nightmare

Some people have this..."disease"
Boner-attack is a sudden boner even you are not thinking malicious or anything, nothing, it just attacks you,anytime.And you can barely walk.

It would be embarrassing if you're in class, office, or any publics places.
It may look funny if you seen one but it hurts.

Person 1: Damn, I was walking on the park with my friends,then I had a boner attack, all people was laughing their asses off.
Person 2:................................

I wish I can saw that moment.
Person 1:(grabs pan).

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by Spamfood December 20, 2009

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