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Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!

Can be used with or without the "Well". Australian equivalent of the American "Well, stick a fork in me because I am done!" Expression of surprise or disgust, or of having absolutely nothing else to say, or of being flummoxed, bewildered, dismayed, stunned, or perplexed. Acronyms: WFMDABMP, FMDABMP, WFMD, FMD. For some really good examples, watch the Australian movie "Welcome to Woop Woop". BTW, FMD would be an appropriate Australian response for an Australian completely mortified by an American telling him that his favorite Australian movie is "Welcome to Woop Woop".

American: "My favorite Australian movie is 'Welcome to Woop Woop'."
Australian: "I am grossly mortified! Not all Australians are like that! That movie does not accurately reflect Australia!"
American: "Well, fuck me dead! I live in Los Angeles and you're telling me that movies aren't real?"
Question from atop the toilet: "Where's the toilet paper?"

Answer: "We're out of toilet paper."
Response: "Well, fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!"
by The Winn Drive Wonder June 30, 2017
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Well slap me silly and lick my willy

A phrase meaning that your happy
“Here have a free meal on the house mate”
“Well slap me silly and lick my Willy
by Madlad420 February 17, 2020
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Wellsing

Ravaging your beer and friends all in the name of seeking a drunk stage of enlightenment.
The stage after heathing.
“I think therefore I am!”
Damn, did you see how bad that drunk giant was wellsing?
by The Dali Lama 69 March 29, 2019
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A triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

Phil: Wow, I just had a triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

Dave: So you stopped by McDonald's this morning?

Phil: You know it!
by bloodi x wolf December 16, 2010
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