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weenus

to recieve anal sex with your penish stuck between your legs.
gertrude weenused jimbob, but only on nights of the full moon.
by sarah badera November 12, 2002
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weenis

Your weenis is the jiggly bit of extra skin on a bent elbow. Go ahead and pinch it! Eveyone has it, even chicks!
Walk up to complete strangers in public and say, "Excuse me gentlemen, but can I touch your weenis, please?" Then get then to stand like they are being frisked, with a puzzled look on their faces, to the amusement of your friends. Beware of asking Old Balls guys, as the weenis tends to sag in old age.
by Peanutgirl May 30, 2006
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green weenie

Advocating raising the retirement age or cuts to social security/ medicare AKA a venereal disease that infected the republican party around 1980, that they have unfortunately spread to the media, and the democratic party.

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The Green Weenie
The raising of the retirement age or cuts to social security and medicare AKA what Alan Simpson expects working people to swallow AKA Alan Simpson's "green weenie" that he will sodomize working Americans with.

Endorsed by rich greedy Washington politicians or rich greedy opinion elites that live in a wealth bubble and don't know or have forgotten what it's like to do manual labor for a living. Instead of being willing to pay their fair share of taxes, they want the american people to sacrifice and accept "tough choices", and by that they mean balancing the budget on the backs of the working poor and the middle class, at a time when you have corporations that pay no taxes, hide a large part of their income in other countries to avoid taxes, or pay a lesser percentage of their income in taxes than the average working person does. Their favorite phrase is "the numbers don't add up", even though the numbers for their tax cuts never added up, but that doesn't ever seem to matter. They love to use the euphemism "entitlements" to describe SS and Medicare as if people are spoiled when they get their $14,000 a year (borrowed from them by the fed gov) retirement in social security.
The Blue Dogs, Alan Simpson and the rest of the Republicans in Washington, will use the Green Weenie to penetrate the safety net, laid out by Johnson and FDR.
by Maddow Viewer February 26, 2011
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Weener

What Steve wishes he had in place of his Niggina.
Haha Steve, you have no weener you fuckhead.
by Jerkin Slo June 10, 2004
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Weening

Dude, look at the huge cock on that guy!
by Dude UK May 12, 2003
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weenis

The combination of "penis" and "weiner" used to describe a penis. NOT to be confused with the word's unfortunate actual definition which is no longer used, that happens to mean a hangy bit of skin between two bones.
Girl in porn: "Let me suck on your big fat peenie weenis...!"
by Big Black Boo June 8, 2011
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weener

Whoever you are you're a weener and a dick.
by Someone smart October 1, 2002
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