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Weak Excuse

An attempt to explain your motives, which ends in a horribly epic fail.
"Our country was founded by Christians"- A weak excuse to explain why we should separate separation of church and state.

"I was curious..."- A weak excuse to cover your tracks for knocking a girl up.
by Brian Wolffe January 5, 2009
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weako

Joe: "Hey I don't want to go to a strip club."
Bill: "WEAKO"
by Papa Dirty May 22, 2010
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A great and emotional song by Green Day, about 4 topics.
1. Billie Joe's Father Dying
2. 9/11
3. Hurricane Katrina
4. The Band's Rock Opera, "American Idiot"

If you haven't listened to the song, you should.
This song is sad, It's called Wake Me up When September Ends
by DOCTORSAWMILL January 5, 2017
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Weak Apples

A phrase commonly used to show that you have been royally let down. Parallel to the phrase "Shit's Weak" made popular by the movie Grandma's Boy.
Actor 1:
Dude I hear Susan, that one broad who gave me chlamydia, is dating some muscle head.

Actor 2:
Weak Apples.

Actor 1:
Yeah, I had big plans for me and her.
by Adam Ayers November 16, 2006
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weakaziddy

A weakaziddy is somebody who hits you jokingly, or not, but usually jokingly, but you cant hit them back because they are such a pussy that it makes you feel bad when they fall out of their chair in pain.
"Dude...Zack is always hittin me but he is such a weakaziddy i cant hit him back.
by cloud of fire May 17, 2008
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wakewhacknsnooze

the act of waking up, masturbating, then subsequently falling back asleep, often repeated several times before finally awaking. e.g., wake, whack, snooze, repeat.
I like to start every morning with a good wakewhacknsnooze!
by Satanic Wampa October 31, 2009
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Wake and Face

The act of "Facebooking" before you climb out of bed.

A spin-off of "Wake and Bake" which is the act of "toking" up right after waking up.
Dave: "Why were you so late for work."
Zach: "Because I lost track of time wake and facing",

I always miss breakfast because I wake and face
by xxSHANNONxx March 11, 2011
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