by Foreign geezer June 12, 2018

Being simply drunk to the extent of barfing on yourself, sleeping in a bed of vomit and not being able to move or open your eyes
by Toni-for-President June 26, 2023

The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.
by PikeTU February 16, 2018

Adj.
1.) White-boy wasted
2.) Affected by alcohol to the extent one cannot control his/her actions
3.) Absolutely plastered
4.) Inebriated beyond necessary
1.) White-boy wasted
2.) Affected by alcohol to the extent one cannot control his/her actions
3.) Absolutely plastered
4.) Inebriated beyond necessary
by drcrawdaddy December 16, 2011

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
__________
Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
__________
Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024

(adj.) Wasted in the form and style relative to a familiar "Whitney." Usually referring to a step up from white girl wasted, in other words a good-quality level of intoxication without the embarrassment.
by MerriamWebster28 February 1, 2014
