by wanksbabeandwife January 10, 2021
Get the wake the wife wanker mug.An astounding pair of master steel makers from Wales who have the *occasional* wank
Don't be fooled though.. these pair are the best love making beasts the valleys provides
Don't be fooled though.. these pair are the best love making beasts the valleys provides
by Tartsssss September 12, 2017
Get the pair of wankers mug.The drivers of bog standard, hatchback vehicles, who presume themselves to be fashionable, urbane, and sophisticated, but in reality cannot afford the insurance, or are not possessed of the imagination or originality to drive something more interesting.
Eurobox wankers, are the drivers of any old rubbish made by Vauxhall, Ford, and any of the following:
Almost everything German
Almost anything Spanish
Volvos
Almost anything Italian driven by people who think they are trendy but who have no money or taste.The people who buy this rubbish are nevertheless helping the Ferrari formula 1 team to develop something decent
Something made by Japanese or Korean people,whilst not European,they are very popular with British people who like something that matches their clothes from Zara which they have given a silly name such as the,"Dayglo".This gives it a catchy name to sell it to brain dead people,mostly, but not exclusively women,who spend the entire credit limit of five credit cards on rubbish, highlighting the choice of gearknob or colour coded vanity mirror and matching wheel nuts.This also makes them easy to recall when the accelerator gets stuck in the fast lane of the motorway.
Almost everything German
Almost anything Spanish
Volvos
Almost anything Italian driven by people who think they are trendy but who have no money or taste.The people who buy this rubbish are nevertheless helping the Ferrari formula 1 team to develop something decent
Something made by Japanese or Korean people,whilst not European,they are very popular with British people who like something that matches their clothes from Zara which they have given a silly name such as the,"Dayglo".This gives it a catchy name to sell it to brain dead people,mostly, but not exclusively women,who spend the entire credit limit of five credit cards on rubbish, highlighting the choice of gearknob or colour coded vanity mirror and matching wheel nuts.This also makes them easy to recall when the accelerator gets stuck in the fast lane of the motorway.
by The galloping major October 29, 2011
Get the Eurobox Wankers mug.by Issacthebootyhole December 22, 2016
Get the suck my wanker mug.someone that busts caps too often, used as an insult. can be used as an insult even if the insulted does not nut often.
WANKER!!! WANKA!!! YOU'RE A WILLY WANKER OF WISCONSIN ARENT YOU!!! I identify as a wanker because I commit wank.
by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 November 14, 2025
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Person 1: They still haven't filled in the bloody potholes!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Weenie-Wanker!
Person 2: The mayor is a total Weenie-Wanker!
by StupidLittleMan September 1, 2024
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