Wanker Marching is when you march but your moving your right arm with right leg and left leg with your left arm. this activity is well known with Army Cadets.
by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 18, 2022
Get the Wanker Marchingmug. When you are done with someone’s past shit, but you still end up helping them when their shit has sideways.
“That guy hates my guts, but he still got me out of a jam. He’s the Nicest Wanker In The World!”
“Might not like him, but I’ll help. I’m the Nicest Wanker In The World!”
“Might not like him, but I’ll help. I’m the Nicest Wanker In The World!”
by Unsung Hero 2023 July 14, 2023
Get the nicest wanker in the worldmug. by disturbation April 29, 2021
Get the Wankermug. People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.
So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?
by anonymous July 12, 2022
Get the J-Wankermug. Someone who really ballsed up and needs some sense knocking into them in the form of a meaningless insult
by Baggimac October 5, 2023
Get the Piss wankermug. 
A similar but not like comparison to jay walking, Jay Wanking is when a man who claims to be straight masturbates to gay porn and claims to call it disgusting.
"Hey Phil did you here that lizzies boyfriend is a Jay Wanker?" "No but doesn't he have a girlfriend that he plans on proposing too?"
by PHILSWIFTS- THE POWER OF ZEUS October 1, 2019
Get the Jay Wankermug.