wanker

a person that you either lost a fight to, or won a fight to
trevor got me in the jaw, what a fucking wanker
by hideB!tch February 02, 2020
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A person who is a lame and cant get a girlfriend so he spends all his time masturbating.
He isnt going out with her. He is a wanker for fucks sake!
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Wanker

Canadian variant, common in the 1980's and 1990's. The equivalent of the American term, hesher. A young male who listens to metal or hard rock, wears a mullet style haircut or all around long hair, concert shirt or truck stop novelty joke shirt, Harley Davidson merchandise, high top Reebok shoes with the laces loose and tongues out. Hobbies include: amateur herpetology, getting blasted into oblivion smoking hash in the form of hot knives, drinking 60 pounder bottles of Smirnoff vodka, cruising Catholic schools at recess to pick up girls in the smoking area and playing eight-ball at the local pool hall or trailer park recreation building. Wanker tanker refers to a late 1970's model Chevy Camaro, Trans-Am or Firebird which is the chariot of choice for many wankers, as they can rarely afford a Corvette.
"Ever since Travis started listening to Dokken, he's turned into such a wanker"
by HelFyr June 04, 2018
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Wanker - a person who likes to breathe
She loves life and to breathe, she's a wanker
by Reynaluvrs July 07, 2022
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a person who is often not generally liked among peers and often acts like they are extremely cool even though they are the complete opposite.
that William Hackett is such a wanker
by mykill ranahin May 06, 2019
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the people at the urban dictionary who tells me not to take it personally when they don't publish my flippin word. So, to you dickholes, frick u.
by doodie hole July 16, 2018
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