Chocolate Vanilla Swirl

When you shit and cum in a condom. Then you freeze the condom, then when your partner is ready. Put the swirl up their ass and proceed to fuck them

“Oh my god I just did a chocolate vanilla swirl”
“Nice!”

by Ghettobooty6161 October 2, 2019

Midwest Vanilla Sex

A more boring variety of what is considered vanilla sex.

Oh my god, Im never hooking up with Greg again. He only gives me Midwest Vanilla sex.

by MDWC January 24, 2021

2 cups vanilla extract

Either some bullshit ingredient or a passcode you use amongst your friends.

Friend 1: 2 cups Vanilla extract
Friend 2: 2 cups Vanilla extract

by RetardedPilot May 5, 2022

tricky vanilla

shady behavior

Awwwww, Christina is up to some tricky vanilla.

by Christinalicious January 14, 2009

melted vanilla cone

When jerking or being jerked off you lie on your back and ejaculate straight up...the load comes down all over the tip and hand thus looking like a melted ice cream cone

My spooge went and came down in warm gooey mess...finger licking good...she said it was like a melted vanilla cone

by cykofiend February 27, 2014

tahitian vanilla bean

When a man or woman submerges a gallon container of vanilla ice cream in another woman's asshole while furiously stabbing their clitoris

Gilbert suggested the Tahitian Vanilla Bean to his naughty girlfriend, but she valued her tight bum, and did not want a loose asshole (see loose asshole for details)

by Owenthecockshucker November 5, 2013

french vanilla

Cum from a very white boy/man

That white boy got his french vanilla all over the bed. Cum white boys

by Crack Attack 412 March 7, 2017