Tuesgay

When the first day back at work is a Tuesday due to a Bank/Public/Federal/Saints holiday or other celebration.

"Dude, I had a great long weekend but everything is going wrong today. It's such a Tuesgay"

by Cabeh May 4, 2010

Tuesdays

A slang term used to describe men and women of Arabic decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "body odor," "terrorist," "al qaeda," and "jihad." The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and friends. The reason for 'Tuesday' becoming the slur was due mostly to the terrorist attacks on Tuesday, September 11, 2001. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.

I hate Tuesdays...especially after they eat their lamb kababs and tah-chin...it makes their body odor most offensive, especially since they don't believe in deodorant!

by RedNeckZilla October 7, 2008

Tuesdays

the third person to be passed a blunt/joint in a circle-- Person lights up, passes it to Mondays, who passes it to tuesdays

"You already called Mondays?! Well I'm calling Tuesdays then nigga!"

by KIELHIYA September 23, 2013

Tursday

The southern way of saying Thursday

I went hula dancing on a Tursday in Texas.

by southern frand June 16, 2017

Tuesdayitis

Where Tuesday, being the second working day of the week has drained your mind of all mental capacity.

I think I have Tuesdayitis, I can't think, and it's Tuesday.

by Professor Flagganon May 26, 2017

TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)

Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man, just how it be”

by AgLet- August 11, 2019

TUESDAYS

The only days properly adequate to commit Seppuku (Japanese Suicide)

Gary- “I just wanna die”
Tyron- “Can’t man”
Gary “Why not?”
Tyron- “ Cuz it ain’t Tuesday man”
Gary- “Why does that matter?”
Tyron- “You can only die on Tuesdays man sorry”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “No one really knows man that’s just the rule”
Gary- “But...”
Tyron- “Just go with it man, no one really know why or how or when that rule was made the only thing we do know is that we must follow it”
Gary- “But Why?”
Tyron-“cuz man that just how it be sometimes”
Gary- “oh ok... what are you doing next Tuesday?”

by AgLet- August 11, 2019