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Throat Card

Something pulled by douchebags to try to seem like aggrieved victims when no crime is being committed, but they can't legitimately argue against something without revealing that they are douchebags.
"The tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion is another case of the woke libs shoving their hate down our throats!!"
"Bro, stop pulling the throat card. You just want everything straight white & male."

"This bussing and integration sucks! It's not about me being a racist! The government should stop telling us how to live & stop shoving this down our throats! I don't want some niggur rubbing up against my daughter at a dance!"
"There they go. Playing the throat card again."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 13, 2025
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Throat monkey

A girl who doesn’t have sex but will give head at a moment’s notice. Usually a Caucasian female
Bro Sam was a real throat monkey I never had sex with her but she sure could suck the soul out of me.
by Thug raider 9876 March 25, 2021
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National Throat Day

National Throat Day
Observed annually on June 9 (6/9)

National Throat Day is an unofficial observance celebrated each year on June 9. The date was founded by social media influencer and voice actress Star J. Branch, widely recognized by her online alias Throatslaya. Branch is known for her creative work in cosplay, voice acting, and a distinctive form of sensual and meditative content that blends spiritual and physical practices.

The concept behind National Throat Day centers around themes of self-expression, voice empowerment, and the transmutation of physical energy into spiritual awareness. Throatslaya promotes a practice she refers to as "Throat Meditation", also called "Throat Yoga" or the "Throat Mantra", which emphasizes the channeling of sensual and sexual energy as a tool for manifestation, healing, and personal empowerment.

According to Branch, this meditative approach encourages individuals to embrace their desires while learning to control, redirect, and elevate those physical impulses into creative or spiritual outputs. Her content—described as a fusion of voice work, affirmations, and sensual energy—has cultivated a following across various social media platforms.

The observance of National Throat Day has been mentioned in online communities and social media, where followers engage in themed content, discussions, and practices related to voice, sensuality, and self-empowerment.
Fuck Valentines Day when is National Throat Day this year? I need some Becky 👅
by Throatslaya July 23, 2025
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hoes cut throat

This means females do you wrong. They'll cut throats just to cross you
Jamie:Man y'all hoes cut throat

Alex: Girk bye
by M3Re April August 29, 2017
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throne throating

Throne throating is a sexual act involving a gay or mixed gender 3-some, where one participant, the throne throater, gives a blow job while the receiver is simultaneously being rimmed. Guaranteed to make the giver take the load of their life!
Stacy could not take the smile off of her face, the load she received while throne throating Neal while Justin rimmed him made her sure this would be a regular thing.

Neal doesn’t like regular blowjobs after getting used to being throne throated!
by Philo the great November 10, 2019
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Throat Burger

A throat burger is when a dude puts his penis down a girl’s throat and splooges so hard for so long that the amount of cum could be accumulated and turned into a double patty extra cheese burger
“Babe, I choked so hard on your throat burger I could have died”
by FeetDeertoes June 18, 2018
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Whiskey Throat

Drinking enough whiskey and yelling enough the night before that you can't talk the next day.
My little monster drove me to Whiskey Throat yesterday...
by Kalezek February 15, 2020
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