Pool Skimming

When you fish all the shit out of a man’s creampied asshole.

Dude 1: “yo why did you need to buy extra toothpaste?”
Dude 2: “oh yo I’m going pool skimming later, wanna link up?”
Dude 1: “aight, don’t talk to me again bro”

by Monkey Shagger April 1, 2025

Shooting pool

When two men stand facing a third man and while holding hands jerk off the third man while making eye contact with him.

Hey Jarrett, Brandon and I are going shooting pool with ryan at his place.

by Dief30 October 16, 2022

pool sandwich

A sandwich you would eat growing up just after getting out of the pool which consisted of white bread, ham/turkey/ or bolognese with American cheddar and the last ingredient is what makes it a pool sandwich which is chips crushed on top

This has been a great day at the pool the only thing that could make this better is a pool sandwich.

by Russianski July 15, 2025

the pool effect

Where someone is talking about a topic, and another person slowly slides their way into the conversation, but doesn't jump in fully, eventually full sending and jumping in, kind of like how some people hesitate to fully enter a pool.

I've recently learned about the pool effect, and I think it relates to me.

by The Japorean Government February 22, 2024

Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.

"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."

by transm.ascot May 5, 2023

Blue pool

When you pee in the pool and the chemical that turns your urine blue takes effect.

yesterday my little brother took a pis in the pool and it turned into a blue pool when the chemical reaction occurred.

by holllaaaaaapoooopyyybooottyyyy August 28, 2012

Pool-chubb

Wearing a bathing suit that outlines your manhood.

I hope your sister and parents don't notice my pool-chubb.

by Slang-o-nomics June 1, 2014