Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime

Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.

by JRpoo January 15, 2020

juice 'n' deuce

the act of taking heroin, whilst simultaneously defecating.

"what took you so long?"
"juice 'n' deuce bitch"
"safe lad"

by harold, the butt plunderer May 3, 2016

Spawn Deuce

To steal or to take something from someone typically in a forceful way. Often announced before the stealing takes place. A local term from Denver, Colorado from the early 2000’s.

“I told him let me borrow his bike real quick, and yelled Spawn Deuce and left”

by Spree Gaming June 23, 2023

Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.

What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??

by lexicon55 August 11, 2021

Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind

That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.

by Cletuscrow February 8, 2015

no deuce

Meaning its a tie. Used to say people deserve the help you rendered to them. It is used to tell people they deserve the help.

Man: Hey, thank you for the drop of yesterday.

Woman: No deuce.

Friend1 : Hey buddy, appreciate your standing in for me at work yesterday.

Friend 2: No deuce, buddy!

by toninatho April 11, 2019

Club Deuce

(klub dûs)
n.

1. a place to go number two
2. a night club in South Beach

Yo, I just ate a monster burrito that earned me V.I.P. entry to Club Deuce tonight.

john, crapper, privy

by JCsuperstar January 17, 2007