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Cannon

Cannon is a amazing person, and is always there for you when you need them! They also have the fattest ass. They are the best boyfriend to have they will make any other man that sees them jealous. They are caring and loving. And can keep secrets and will also make you laugh when you need it
by Chloebiggersc October 3, 2021
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Confetti Cannon

Shoving colorful nerds/pop rocks into your ass hole and then farting in the face of your partner.
Hey babe, I want you to toss my salad so I can blast my Confetti Cannon in your face.
by TheWh1teSh4dow November 4, 2025
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Cob Cannon

A upgrade plant in the tower defence game "Plants vs. Zombies" that requires two Kernel-pults in order to plant, plus it can be used to fire explosive corn cobs to deal colossal damage to zombies.
"I survived 30 flags worth with my Cob Cannon strategy."
by TestUser999 December 17, 2021
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Twin cannons

The act of rapidly inserting both of your fists, in an alternating manner, directly into a man's anus. Often done violently, with force.
Last night was wild. He used the Twin Cannons on my asshole so hard, I'm going to need a diaper.
by Pillcosvy April 9, 2022
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saxon jake cannon

Saxon may seem like his cock is as long as his hockey stick. all people can talk about is his king cobra swinging between your thighs but what about his amazing personality, or his perfect smile, or his hot dad. his dads so hot. if you date this sweet loving boy be weary of holly thats the snake we should talk its way more important than saxons snake xx. holly wants your man so watch out
saxon jake cannon s dad is such a dilf
i would let him put it in
by sneakylink 1019 May 5, 2024
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slam cannon

Slam cannon is when you take 80 Viagra and race it to see which happens first you die of heart attack or you fuck so hard your dick falls off.
"So sad Tim passed but he did it cool GF said he died doing a slam cannon"
by SansT.skeleton December 12, 2020
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Cannon Count

The natural record holder for the most amount of ramco packages done via actual work. This number cannot be matched by the average man.
Johnny B: I closed 3 MEL'S tonight.
Jeffrey: woh bro your working on that cannon count!!
by Masterleadbiggie August 11, 2021
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