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The Big Round Table

The Table around which The Sociopathic CEO's, SVP's, VP's
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.
The Big Round Table where high level meetings are held at any large firm especially but not exclusively The Legal, Financial/Banking Companys.

Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."

Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."
by Jotojoe March 19, 2013
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Tables and chairs

When something happens in life and you feel you’ve seen how the cookie crumbles.

You wake up and smell the cheese and think. “It’s all just tables and chairs out here”

Everyone has (or will) experience a time in their life that will make them think or feel this expression. You cannot change fate. That’s just tables and chairs.
“It’s all just tables and chairs man”

“You never know what it’s gonna be until it’s tables and chairs”
by Bumbatingrumbaclart June 9, 2025
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Under The Table

A place where shy guys go when they want you to join them to do the frick-frack.
Leah: Why is Henry under the table?
Lauren: He's waiting for you.
Leah: Please. We'd do it on top.
by Karisuta November 3, 2018
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table mating

practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.
I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*
by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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Cow's dining table

When a bunch of people eat shit. (This definition came to me in a dream)
''Bro the guys from that scary movie were doing a cow's dining table bro''
by annoying orange fanboy August 16, 2022
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Communal Table

The Communal Table is a group that was founded in September 2017. Communal means the group is open to anyone that wants to join. The communal table will continue to expand its group.
The communal table group wants all the clout.
by Superduper_mak June 26, 2018
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