onion

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I read on The Onion that a boy died while playing Subway Surfers in real life.

by WhereDidTheAvailableNamesGo July 25, 2022

Onion Peel

Someone who screws up the simplest of tasks out of selfishness or ignorance, and ruins a good time for everyone.

That asshole Charles is such an onion peel. All he had to do was follow us to the party and he ended up knocking on the next door neighbors house in the middle of the night. The cops got called and kicked us all out.

by Parses May 16, 2017

I hate onions

A sign for domestic abuse.

person 1s bio: I hate onions
Person 2: oh no! They’re in danger

by rosayy May 6, 2021

Onion bhaji

When you are covered in lube, playing twister in an orgy.

Oh damn last night was a proper mad one, dave and Adam were getting onion bhajied.

by Plasticnappy February 28, 2022

Dumpster Onion

It’s a nasty ass old bubble gum pussy but for some reason you still want to taste it

I would eat that dumpster onion!

It was a single wide full of dumpster onions

by BYG$ August 15, 2024

cheesy onions

when you dont feel quite right

At a rave lets say CreamFields, should i take the red one or the blue one. Then afterwards you just feel a little bit like cheesy onions.

by CHARLIE JONES September 12, 2008

blow an onion

To exert yourself to the point of giving yourself a hernia. More specifically intended towards males, in reference to their manhood...

That box is heavy, I might blow an onion if I help you move it!

by Iittlemumma January 31, 2018