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internal paste

It flows from within. Only at the right time will it emerge through the cracks of ones ass and splat on the toilet's surface. As it pours out of that dirty ass, it will fold on top of itself looking sort of like a wavy umbrella. By the time the scent reaches your nostrils, it's too late. The paste is filling up past the fill line and begins to brush your cheeks. You can hear the paste popping as it pushes its way through your cheeks that are pressed against the toilet bowl. It seeps down the sides of the toilet with some solid chunks that plop onto the floor faster than the runny parts. You begin to pray as you pull up your underwear over your ass as it continues to empty. You use the underwear as sort of a basket to carry your paste from one toilet to the next. This continues until you can feel your intestines sliding through the rim of your asshole. You reach down and begin to pull on it. You pull it out like Italian sausage links while the paste flies off it and splats against the wall. You begin to scream very loud and vomit all of the floor. Once your intestine is half way out of your protruding asshole, you faint and fall face first into your own vomit. You lie there unconscious with a large grin on your face ready to take on the day ahead of you. You wake up an hour later and stuff your small intestine back inside your ass. You head to your room and grab your backpack. But shit... you missed the bus.
I had some internal paste this morning, but my house only has one toilet! I had to run over to my neighbors house but by then my internal paste was all over both of our yards! What an amazing morning. Glad to be alive. Suicidal thoughts are behind me.
by boy_thumperton May 10, 2017
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International school of Monterey (ISM)

A charter school that people always think is private and everyone is rich but it is literally the most ratchet school which gets spray painted at least 3 times a year. They don’t have a gym and the feild is so bad that even the teachers have sprained there ankles on it. They also banned leggings because guys can control themselves because apparently they are staring at girls butts, although we are allowed to wear tight jeans.
Omg, this place is almost as sketchy as International School of Monterey (ISM).
by Chloe Hana December 11, 2017
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anglican international school

A school in jerusalem that is really small and it used to be an old British hospital which is creepy
by LANDSVERK February 28, 2017
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international whore

Someone who flirts with a lot of people over the internet that don't live in the same state as them. It can also be someone who goes to a different state or country and has sex with a lot of people.
Aly is such an international whore!
by Rebecca515 May 15, 2016
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internal handshake

The rare act of shaking hands with another man, within another mans anus. Requires at least 3 friends.
Adam had been gaping his arse hole for months so that James and Steve could perform
the elusive 'internal handshake'.
by James the bummer April 18, 2016
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International Bingo

International Bingo is a sex competition to be played with friends. The goal is to hook up with people from other countries to complete an imaginary bingo chart. Your home country is the free space. To get Bingo you need to hook up with people from 4 other countries plus your own. You win by getting bingo first.
Bri got international bingo when she hooked up with that Canadian guy last night.
by B5280 October 9, 2016
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international slut

A person who sleeps with a person in every nationallity and race
Girl 1:"I just sleep with a black guy and a Asian at the same time now I've had sex with everybody".

Guy 1:"wow, you are such a international slut".
by Donkeyballs8901 August 29, 2016
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