Burrito stomach

Stomachache after eating a burrito with rice, beans, carne asada and spicy salsa.

Jim: ahhhhhh . I think I got the burrito stomach.

Lahey: did you eat it with spicy salsa?

Jim: yes sir. (Holds stomach)

Lahey: yup it is the burrito stomach

by Davemarrow March 12, 2021

burrito bunny

a Hispanics girl whos' into white guys

that beaner is a burrito bunny

by rice bunny lover October 20, 2023

cuban burrito

the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime

Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.

by doubledown104564 September 10, 2019

Burrito after dark

Anal sex

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark

by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023

Burrito

Basically a taco but less crunchy and spills the meat juices all over you while eating it.

Joe: yo is that a burrito
Mamá: no it’s jo mamá

by Pineapple1790 November 25, 2019

burrito spinner

one who twists burritos at taco bell

I'm a burrito spinner at taco bell

by xXLEPRECHAUNXx April 10, 2008

Discreto burrito

When someone is hispanic but due to appearance and mannerisms its undetectable.

John: You know Liz is hispanic
Mark: Really? I never knew!
John: yeh shes a discreto burrito

by HeylooUD October 30, 2011