Guster Bacon

An alien who is obsessed with the human band Guster and also likes bacon.
Can be used metaphorically to talk about somebody who has an obsession with something and likes bacon.

Person1:Did you hear that Beyonce released a new song and she is having this massive giveaway for 30 minutes with her?
Person2: You're really a Guster Bacon about her.

by UltraKombat751 February 15, 2021

Musty bacon

A musty bacon is when you fuck someone with a non showered most likely smelly Dong

Jim: I just gave my girl a Musty bacon last night.
Joe: Dude, KYS.

by Muster Bester January 11, 2016

Bacon Chip

Derived from the Hungry Jacks menu item "Bacon Chip Butty". Used to describe someone who is a bit of a dumb cunt.

Him: "Did you hear about Brayden?"
Her: "Yeah what a Bacon Chip"
Him: "Such a Butty"

by SindromNobba June 9, 2021

Sky Bacon

Helicopter Police Patrol

1. The festival was so peaceful, until the noise of Sky Bacon drowned out the music, what a waste of public funds.

2. The eye in the sky captured the car chase on video thanks to Sky Bacon.

by jiminyturtle May 17, 2013

Bacon Sandwich

A nickname for an Australian woman, because they are so delicious and everyone wants to eat them.

You see that girl, Dara, over there? She's australian. She's a total bacon sandwich.

by Murphyllama September 6, 2023

Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.

He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.

by Gojai August 31, 2017

bacon pig

A pig that only eats a fuck ton of bacon

I own a bacon pig

by Kidviz October 11, 2017