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Periodic Collective

A secret word which people who have never felt the loving touch of a woman use to identify and communicate with each other. It means they have no rizz.
"Yo, Sally just said she's part of the periodic collective"
"Oh, that's obvious. She literally said she had a crush on Nick Wilde from zootopia a while back."
by skillabe December 24, 2022
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Un-period

This is when a female that you know or in your life that is extremely bitchy and mean like she’s always on her period but for one month out of the year she is extremely nice to you and is completely a different person. But when that month ends she goes back to being a bitch
Christian: Yo dude so what’s up with your mom

Ayden: Dude she’s finally on her un-period this month because it’s her birthday month
Christian: damn bro that’s lit my sister is currently on her un-period as well she’s hella nice to me

Ayden: aye bro that’s fucking lit
Christian: yeah fucking tell me about it
by Sexymofo911 July 12, 2019
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Period Painting

When a female goes to the male bathroom, and then picks up the toilet seat, and has her period in a counterclockwise motion on the lower part of the toilet seat, thus making a painting. Note, this must be done in a clockwise motion on National Holidays.

If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
Roommate: DUDE, A GIRL JUST LEFT A PERIOD PAINTING IN THE BATHROOM! SCORE!!!
by PennWard December 1, 2011
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Period Voice

Well, during menstruation hormonal shifts cause the cords to become edematous (swollen). This inflammation occurs just prior to the actual onset of your cycle due to increased blood supply to the larynx, causing menstrual dysphonia, an impairment of the voice. It is evidenced by hoarseness, laryngitis, vocal fatigue, less vocal control or just problems hitting high notes.
Yo, so I gotta audition but I just started bleeding and I got period voice, so this will be a shit show.

Teacher: You seem to be a little hoarse and fatigued, is it that time of the month?

Student: Yess.. My period voice is in full swing.

*practices and sounds like crap* DAMN YOU PERIOD VOICE.
by V.T. Coloratura January 25, 2018
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Man Period

when a man wipes so hard he starts to bleed
I gotta wash my underwear again im on my man period
by kinglemur May 8, 2022
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Period party

Bartender may I please order a period party?
by Srhnew8 August 20, 2017
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Period

The horror a girl has to face every month. Every girl goes through this hell that ends on its own and makes girls want to die. But we preserve through all the pain and try to make it out alive. We got this ladies!
It’s that time of the month again”
“Omg I’m sooo sorry you have your period
by Asskdjdbwainfbehqkwkdhek December 1, 2018
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